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This programme contains
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They say you need to do
something for 10,000 hours
to be an expert at it.

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Guess what Jock is an expert at?

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I've got to stop,
me mouth's killing me.

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Do you want to do it again tomorrow?

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if we do too much of it.

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What's wrong with you now?

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I thought we were going out.

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Look, I can't talk to you
when you're all emotional.

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We'll chat about it tomorrow.

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OK.

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or something?

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Jesus, no.

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She seems to think so.

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That's her problem.

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Jock is like a mentor to me
when it comes to women,

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and the best person to talk to when
it comes to relationship advice.

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a bike in the shop.

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What's the point when you can
steal a different one every day?

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The city's full of them.
That's all right for you to say.

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You're good at stealing bikes.

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I'd be happy with just one
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Yeah, but would you not like to
ride a load of different bikes

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before deciding on the one
that you want?

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I kind of already know
the one I like.

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All right, fair enough.

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Give me the make and model,
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Wait, we are talking about girls,
aren't we?

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I thought we switched to bikes.

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Fuck!

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There's Sergeant Healy.

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He's basically
a shit Irish Terminator.

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You know, it's really great to
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to the younger kids
in our neighbourhood.

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Get out the way!

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KIDS SHOUT

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Hurry, hurry, hurry!
I AM fucking hurrying!

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Get back here, lads!

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Come, on this way! Quick!
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Open the fucking door!

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Ah, Jesus Christ!

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Our school used to be an all-boys
school, but they introduced girls

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in the mid-'90s to reduce fighting
at lunch break.

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Take that out of your nose.
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And stop holding hands. Stop.

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Last thing I'd want to be doing
on a hot day

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is holding someone's sweaty hand.

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when she's in town

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Is that the...

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on about earlier?

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Is it?

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I'll help you get with her if you
like, but you've got to be careful.

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Do you remember what happened
to Seany?

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Seany fell in love with this wan
called Dicey Dearbhla,

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him the flick.

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It's over!

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He used to be gifted
at stealing shit,

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but his heart just wasn't
in it any more.

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HE CRIES

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Oi, come on!
Get off of me!

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because of that.

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Then when he got out,
he saw her with another fella.

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Now he's a drug addict
living on the streets.

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Jesus.

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Love will do that to you.

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As soon as you start to like her too
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Got it.

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What are you doing?

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Going to ask if she wants to
shift you after school.

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No fucking way.
Why not?

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You need to go through the levels.
First you stare at them,

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over and explain why you're staring.

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Has that ever worked for you?

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I'll tell you what, I'll get with
her sister, Siobhan.

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That way, we'll be like
a foursome hanging out,

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then eventually, Linda will get
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Thanks.

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How's it going? How you getting on?
Not too bad.

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We were just eyeing you up there,
we saw a bit of a ring.

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We could see it shining.
Can I have a look at it?

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Is that from the Savoy? Yeah.

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Do up your tie, will you?
Do up your tie.

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Up, up, up, up, up, up.

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All the way, all the way,
all the way. All the way.

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Your hands are so soft.
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Do you use that stuff?

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BOTH: Moisturiser.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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Come on, you know the rules.
Stop holding hands.

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Anyone wearing trainers
with their uniform,

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Take them off now. Spend the
rest of the day in your socks.

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I thought getting a girlfriend
would involve something simple,

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like telling them you like them and
asking them to go out with you,

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but it's actually a lot more
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Linda has to see you
shifting someone else.

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That way, she'll think
you're the man.

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This him? Yeah.

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This is Janette,
she was one of my first.

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Good kisser, no bullshit.

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This needs to look natural,
like the two of you have done it

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loads before, and Linda, the
black one, has to be watching. Yep.

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Let's get on with it.

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We've been waiting here ages.
Mam and Da are picking us up soon.

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to get a tampon from the shop.

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Yeah.

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You want to shift?

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Yeah, all right, then.

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Hi, Linda.
Hi.

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This is Janette.

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Hiya.

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JANETTE SNORTS

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Come on, then.

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Did you ever try and kiss someone

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when you know someone else
is watching?

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You start picturing what they see,
and end up trying to do it better

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based on what you think you look
like.

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I'm not combing, I'm caressing.

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What does caressing mean?

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Er, it's like when you
touch something really lovingly.

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Love? Well, not love, like,
I didn't mean that.

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I don't love you.
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This is fucked up. I'm going.

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She's obviously not having
a good day.

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Clearly.

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I mean, I don't know why
she got so upset.

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Using your hands shows initiative.

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The way you held her and the way
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Yeah.

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..the way you held your body around
her, your body language.

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I think it was pretty romantic.

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Well, like, tell me if I'm wrong,
but isn't this nice?

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Oh, yeah, it's really nice.
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Yeah! It feels like ropes.

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No, it's not like ropes,
but, yeah, I get your point, though.

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Yeah. She must have a thing
about her hair.

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It's not even like
she was that good.

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..like an angry snake.

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Are you OK? Yeah, thanks.

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Shit, fuck. Sorry, no...

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You got a tissue?

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Are you sure? Go for it.
It's fine, it needs washed anyway.

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Thanks.

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Is...

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You've got just a little bit left.

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Oh, I... No, it's fine.

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You've got to hand it to Jock.

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His advice on girls is pretty much
idiot-proof.

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friends. Like, girl friends.

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Why, what's wrong with them?

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They're the worst!

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They are literally
the worst two fellas in the school!

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Oh, I hate them. I hate them!

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They're only having a chat with two
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Orla, this is where it starts.

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They talk on the bench, and then
they go back to the house.

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They say, "Let's chill."

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That's the words they use,
then they don't chill.

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Barry, you're going to have to
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You know that, like, OK?

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I'm going to go over and say hello.
Yeah, go over and say hello,

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and don't embarrass the girls
in front of their two friends.

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HE COUGHS EXAGGERATEDLY

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Jock. Conor.

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All right so?
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Girls, your mam's in the car,
waiting for you.

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I'll be over in a minute.

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Can I sit down?

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See you and Linda and Siobhan are
getting very friendly these days.

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Just like to ask you what
your intentions are...

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Is this one of them conversations
about protection?

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HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

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What's up with him?

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Calm down now, Barry. Barry...

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You're not hanging out with them
any more. Barry...

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Barry, would you just
drive the fucking car?!

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ENGINE STARTS

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That's me da there.
He died a few years back.

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Some dickhead dropped a hammer
off a roof.

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Watch out!

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How come you ended up with Dad?

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Same as everyone else -
I got pregnant.

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You didn't have to marry him,
though. What did you like about him?

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Is this about a girl?

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No, fuck off.

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Relax! Jesus.

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I was raging.

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Couldn't even look at him.

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I'd say a month went by.

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He'd be calling every day,
and I'd be saying I wasn't in.

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But then another month went by,
I didn't hear from him at all.

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so your grandad brought me down
to his workshop,

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and he showed me
a wooden cot he'd made.

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It was ugly as fuck.

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But so much thought
had gone into it.

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Then he told me that your dad
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for the last month,
making it with him.

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Wasn't the smartest, your dad.

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But he knew if he won your grandad
over, he'd have me too.

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AS VOICEOVER: I like to think that,
someday,

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I might be doing carpentry
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DOORBELL RINGS

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Hiya.

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Hi.

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Can I come in?

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Being a good criminal is all
about keeping your cool

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when confronted by the Guards.

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Hiya.

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Just checking in you're OK after
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I'm fine.

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And you're OK?

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Yeah. Fine.

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Brought you some biscuits.

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There was no need.

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I wanted to.

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Thanks.

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Maybe I'll leave you my number,

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for something.

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Can I not just dial 999?

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Well, if you can't get through,
you'll have this as a backup.

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OK.

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I'll show myself out.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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What was that about?

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Boop!
What are you doing?

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It's a boop.
A boop?

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Yeah, you do it to someone
you think is cute.

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Lads.

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Siobhan was telling me inside
the bathrooms that he was after

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through the week. Siobhan Casey?

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Yeah. She's a fucking bitch.

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So? She's telling the truth, like.

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Everyone knows that's the way
Jock is.

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I know what you're doing.

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where it's hard to get?

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You tell me to fuck off,
and then it's like

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then you always want me
to come back to you.

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I've seen that in the movies.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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Are you expecting anyone?

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Hello!
Hello, hello!

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Jesus!

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Hello!

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Hi, sir.
All right?

257
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,840
What do you want?

258
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,840
Can we come inside?

259
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,560
In here? To MY house?

260
00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,000
When I was younger, I used to have
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261
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,720
but I'm pretty good at it
these days.

262
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,040
Dad, what are you doing?

263
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,600
I invited them over.

264
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,800
Come in, boys.
Make yourselves at home.

265
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,720
Thank you.

266
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:27,920
Thank you.

267
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,560
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268
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,640
I don't want you upsetting
our two girls, all right?

269
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:53,480
What, as long as they just
get pregnant and not upset?

270
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,160
I guess that's what matters, right?

271
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,080
For fuck's sake,
what are you on about?

272
00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,680
They're here to sexually involve
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273
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,560
That's why they're here. They're
not here for sausages and burgers.

274
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,160
You could have warned me Jock was
coming. I would have gone out.

275
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,880
The only reason Jock came's because
Conor wouldn't go without him.

276
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,240
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277
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,120
We're going to have
a lovely fucking evening,

278
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,240
you're going to put some
sausages on that barbecue,

279
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,120
and you're going to fucking smile,
all right?

280
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,040
You're going to be a granny
in nine months' time

281
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,880
<font color="
and smiles today.

282
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,160
Have you seen Dad's face?

283
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,920
That's what he looks like now
because of you.

284
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,320
As long as you're happy,
that's all that matters, isn't it?

285
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,360
Yeah, I'm glad you fucking
understand that.

286
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:36,280
<font color="
Best behaviour now, Barry, right?

287
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,120
Best behaviour. All smiles.

288
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,880
All smiles, exactly.

289
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,920
Yeah, happy fucking days.
Yeah.

290
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,680
Little fucking pricks.

291
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:53,320
There's no need to be nervous.
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292
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,280
she can't take her eyes off you
since you arrived.

293
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,440
I just go up and I say...

294
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,760
"All right, hi, Linda."

295
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,640
IN HIGH VOICE: "Oh, hello, Conor."

296
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,120
What, that's Linda, is it?

297
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,640
Yeah.

298
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,320
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299
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:14,120
Hi, Linda. Hello, Conor.

300
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,520
So...

301
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,560
Do you want to maybe...?

302
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,080
Do you want to be my girlfriend?

303
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,840
Oh, have to check my schedule
to see if I'm busy.

304
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,600
Fuck you, so. If you don't have
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305
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:26,800
Fuck off.

306
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,400
I've checked my schedule,
and I'm free this weekend.

307
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,920
Boop!

308
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:36,320
Are you actually? Nice. All right.

309
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,920
So, what, maybe we could go out
on Saturday or something?

310
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:43,880
I'm free on Saturday, Conor,
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311
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,840
Is...

312
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,320
What the fuck are you doing, boy?

313
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,240
You said, "Give me a kiss."

314
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,440
Yeah, I didn't say that,
Linda said that.

315
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,040
Yeah, I was kissing Linda.

316
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,160
Just drop it, all right? Sorry.

317
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,560
<font color="

318
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,840
Was that good?
You did well, though.

319
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:14,360
That's the kind of thing
we'll be going for.

320
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,880
OK, yeah, yeah.

321
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,720
I'll just stay calm and collected.

322
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,160
ENTHUSIASTICALLY: Hiya!

323
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,600
Fucking hell, why did I do that?

324
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,560
<font color="
No, fucking stay!

325
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,720
No...
Stay, please!

326
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,800
Please, please! Fucking hell.
Hiya.

327
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,760
Shit!

328
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,320
Are you all right?
Yeah!

329
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,280
How's it going?
Hiya.

330
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,920
<font color="

331
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,280
I know.

332
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,400
You OK?

333
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,880
I'm fine. All right.

334
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,000
You seem a bit moody or something.

335
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,880
No.

336
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,760
All right.

337
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,640
Fuck...

338
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:25,200
Are you nervous?
No, why?

339
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,360
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out your 'tache.

340
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,360
I'm just checking the length.
It's just...

341
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:33,080
You know, it grows so quick, you've
got to keep on top of it, you know?

342
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,320
Yeah, I guess, yeah.

343
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,440
All right, let's cut the bullshit.

344
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,000
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345
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,680
I just need to say something.

346
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,720
OK. So...

347
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,440
Just give me a second. Sorry.

348
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,800
Sir, how are you? Mm.

349
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,840
Nice old selection of sausages
there.

350
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:03,680
<font color="
Have you had them before?

351
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,240
I kind of prefer
the long skinny ones there.

352
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,280
I'd say Siobhan likes a big sausage,
does she?

353
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,680
So...

354
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,280
..Linda...

355
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,520
..do you think...?

356
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,760
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357
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,600
If you're interested...

358
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,640
HE BELCHES

359
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,800
..at all, in any way,
at some point...?

360
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,440
In what?

361
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,480
Like, go with me?

362
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:32,200
Go where?
Just kind of in general.

363
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,960
Just kind of go with me, like?

364
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,600
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365
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,680
Pff!

366
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,880
No! Ha!

367
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,760
No, of course not!

368
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,520
Ask me again.

369
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,840
What? Ask me.

370
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,160
Just ask me again.

371
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,840
Will you be my girlfriend?

372
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,920
Linda! One second!

373
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,640
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in the kitchen.

374
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,800
Just wait here two seconds.
All right? All right.

375
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,880
I'll be right back to you.
All right.

376
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,840
OK. Promise. Promise.

377
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,600
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378
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,400
Boom!

379
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,560
What did she say?

380
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,840
Nothing yet,
she had to go help her mam.

381
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,840
But I'm pretty sure
she's going to say yes, though!

382
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,720
A big sausage for me, yeah?

383
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,320
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384
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,040
What's got into you?

385
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,520
What are you smiling about?

386
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,120
Nothing.

387
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:40,480
Come on, why are you smiling?

388
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,200
You can't take it off your face!

389
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,000
Has it got something to do with that
ride outside gawking in at you?

390
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:52,160
<font color="
and...

391
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,560
And? And what?

392
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,000
And what did you say?

393
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,840
I didn't give him an answer yet,

394
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:01,160
I just came here because Da
said you wanted me up here.

395
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,680
Ah, Jesus, don't leave him hanging,
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396
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,760
He's probably bricking it.

397
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,440
I wouldn't tell him till next week,
and make him sweat.

398
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,720
That way he'll always want you,
even after you dump him.

399
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,320
You have a very dark side to you.

400
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,360
I don't know
where you get that from.

401
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,120
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402
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,640
Ah, me balls!

403
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:44,240
Sorry, sir. We were just doing
a bit of wrestling.

404
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,560
It's OK.

405
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,680
I love wrestling.

406
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,360
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

407
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,840
Haven't done it in ages.

408
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,240
Do you mind if I have a go?

409
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,400
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410
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,560
Yeah.

411
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,960
HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY

412
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,880
Wait, are you being serious now,
or is this one of them situations

413
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,160
where I misread the signals
and end up in trouble?

414
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,640
No, it'll be a bit of fun.

415
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,320
Come on.

416
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:17,760
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417
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,480
Er, this just feels a bit weird.

418
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:29,040
MUSIC: Habanera from Carmen
by Bizet

419
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,320
That was good. You're still good.

420
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,600
It was, yeah.

421
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,720
What's going on out there?

422
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,840
Looks like they're wrestling.

423
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,120
This should be interesting.

424
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,320
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425
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,040
It's a good one, yeah? Yeah.

426
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,800
Looks a bit winded there,
doesn't he? Yeah.

427
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,720
All right? Want to take a break?
No.

428
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,200
There you are.

429
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,600
Do you mind if I sit down
for a while?

430
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,880
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we don't have to kiss or nothing.

431
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,320
No! Please?

432
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,400
I've got this weird pain.

433
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,960
A hug would definitely make it
go away for a while.

434
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,280
Jesus Christ!

435
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,600
Please?

436
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,880
That's a good one.

437
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,880
<font color="
yeah?

438
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,360
Yeah!
I mean, that's all right with you.

439
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,920
I really like her.

440
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,440
And you think you're good enough
for her?

441
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,160
I don't know, really.

442
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,640
But I guess
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443
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,440
And if she'd go out with me,
I'd be the happiest fella around.

444
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,040
BARRY CHUCKLES

445
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,480
What's so funny?

446
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,880
Do you seriously think
I'd let someone like you

447
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,160
go out with my Linda?

448
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,720
What do you mean, "like me"?

449
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,760
<font color="
but a little scumbag knacker.

450
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,880
I know it, Linda knows it,
everybody knows it.

451
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,480
And I'd never let you near her.

452
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,600
Jesus!

453
00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:31,000
What the fuck, Conor?

454
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,400
I'm sorry!

455
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:37,280
Are you OK? Stay away from him!
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456
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,040
He was saying some nasty shit.

457
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,040
I was doing a bit of taunting.

458
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,400
That's what happens in wrestling,
isn't it?

459
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,600
I thought you were being serious.

460
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,640
Well, I wasn't.

461
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:52,200
And even if I was, when is it OK
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462
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,760
I'm sorry.

463
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:56,760
You need to go.

464
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,480
I'll get some ice.

465
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,080
He's lucky.

466
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:23,080
If this was in school, I'd have him
expelled. Hitting a teacher!

467
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,880
What?

468
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,760
You should be ashamed of yourself.

469
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,960
<font color="
a 15-year-old boy!

470
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,320
And do you know the worst thing?

471
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,280
You're after breaking
your daughter's heart.

472
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,600
You know what?

473
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,480
You haven't taken the time
to find out anything about me.

474
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,960
You don't know what food I like...

475
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,320
<font color="
what I'm good at, what I'm bad at.

476
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:23,720
You just see this face, hear this
accent, see my fashion sense,

477
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,480
and you've just made up your mind.

478
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,040
But there's more going on up here...

479
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,360
..than that.

480
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,440
Conor...

481
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,160
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482
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,120
Chicken.

483
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,120
This was the first time
Jock had ever been rejected,

484
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,000
and he was taking it
better than I expected.

485
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,920
I'm not crying, boy.

486
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,520
It's just hay fever.

487
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,000
I didn't say nothing.

488
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,080
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489
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,400
Fuck off!

490
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:38,200
I heard that only your first love
gets to break your heart.

491
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:42,240
After that, you spend
your whole life trying to fix it.

492
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,160
Siobhan's a fucking bitch, boy.

493
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,960
I'm delighted I don't have
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494
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,640


495
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,200


496
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:59,160


497
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,800


498
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,120


499
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,360


500
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,480


501
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,440
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502
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:14,520

This is my comeback girl

503
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:19,400

This is my comeback girl...